Imagine the Dunkin' Donuts guy. He's sitting around saying, "Hey, I got these people addicted to coffee. How can I get a few more bucks out of them? Oh! I know! I'll deep fry balls of sugary dough, then coat them in icing and sprinkles. Maybe even powdered sugar. Perfect!"
Now imagine a Pennsylvania Dutch guy taking those donuts and soaking them in lard.
That's a fastnacht. Happy Fat Tuesday.



